The Beach

Today i went to the god damn beach. i had a great fucking time at the moter f***ing beach. i am so pissed off at the beach because i cut my foot and my hand. i hate the god damn shells at the beach so much that if i were to become president, i would have all of the beaches remove all of the crap on the beach especially the f***in shells. i cant even discribe how pissed off i am rite now. it is between killing myself and raping a small child (but not really), (no but really), both are as bad as the other, so i am really pissed off and dont f***ing mess with me rite now because i will eat a small baby chipmunk. i had a great time at the beach! :)